Homework Joke

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When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. "Okay then..night" said Little Jonny went off to bed.

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When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep.

Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, buthis dad wasn't there. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said. "Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!

'"A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. " shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE! The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence? He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing? Infuriated, the called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?When they get to the car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. He bet me 0 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"Little Johnny's teacher asks, "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up! The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!Don't come to class for next 1 month." The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class. The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

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